"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you, plans to give you hope and a future." Jeremiah 29:11

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Top 10 uses for my lady things

If you know me or read my blog you know about my upcoming surgery (a partial hysterectomy) to remove Mr. Tumor this Monday. EEKk so soon!

Today, I came up with a fun idea. Well, you could call it a deliberate distraction really. 
Since I'm nervous as heck!

I have quite the surplus of "lady things" as my boys say. And since I will no longer need them (hooray!)  the husband, kiddos and I came up with some useful applications for them. 

1. Nerf darts

 2. Ear plugs

3. Nose bleeds. Obviously!

4. Cat toys

5. Straw/bubble maker

6. Tongue depressor 

7. Fire starters

8. Belly button cleaner

9. Spitball gun

10. Dental floss

Who knew Tampons could be so useful! 

Blessings, Nicole


Ashleyrose said...

haha I love it!

I will be praying for you on Monday! Please let me know how everything goes!!

Lizzie Simantz said...

OMG so hilarious!! I wish you a speedy recovery!

Chris said...

Hi Nicole, just stopping by to say how delightful your blog is. Thanks so much for sharing. I have recently found your blog and am now following you, and will visit often. Please stop by my blog and perhaps you would like to follow me also. Have a wonderful day. Hugs, Chris

Susan said...

oh my goodness..............so hilarious!! I was actually traveling yesterday and I didn't know when your actual surgery date was, but I felt God calling me to pray for you right then. I pray everything went well!!

Melissa said...

Nicole I read this quite a while ago, but I was just stopping by and had to comment. This made me laugh so hard, I love it!